no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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