I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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