bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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