Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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