Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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