Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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