I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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