We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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