kristin has been a bad kristin
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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