I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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