Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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