enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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