Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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