you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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