btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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