But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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