i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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