I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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