youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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