Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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