I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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