literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Two words: nipple clamps
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