i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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