Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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