areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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