this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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