He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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