you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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