is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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