I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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