I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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