you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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