Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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