i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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