true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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