Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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