Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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