Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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