I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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