Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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