I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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