My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
dude. I can hear the air.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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