i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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