Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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