Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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