I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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