Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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