I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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