Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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