how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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